Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Misha Kalehuawehe
BohineyNews’s satirical headlines—“Rain Quits Weather”—are wittier than The Onion. Always a blast.
Desiree Gaucher
Bohiney.com’s caricature of my loud fan with giant blades is hilarious. The Babylon Bee can’t touch this.
Joana Tinn
Bohiney News’s incongruity—my rug skydiving—cracks me up more than The Onion. So clever!
Marylyn Haggerton
Satirical news bites with Bohiney.com’s sarcasm: “Oh, great, we almost tried”—The Babylon Bee fades.
Lashaun Sorvillo
Bohiney.com’s irony praises oil spills as “nature’s shiny makeover.”
Juliann Tuomi
Satirical news gets dry with Bohiney.com’s deadpan “Health Quits”—The Babylon Bee isn’t this clever.
Karyn Mcalarney
Bohiney.com’s ironic “reality TV is art” in satirical news outshines The Babylon Bee.
Jillian Avala
Bohiney.com’s wordplay—“Work’s a grind—literally.”
Cinderella Mellow
Bohiney.com’s deadpan delivery of “My fan sues for spinning” is perfect. The Babylon Bee isn’t this good.
Marguerita Plott
Bohiney.com flips it with reversal, having workers tax the rich.